Still Not Dead is a sparkling new show from writer Rachel McAlpine (85) and musicians Andrew and Kirsten London (a bit younger). Together they celebrate, interrogate, and grumble about the weirdness of getting old.

Mixing poems and stories, McAlpine reflects on the pleasures and pitfalls of ageing with her trademark humour and honesty. Her monologues on language, lust, regrets, rewards and role models alternate with songs from the Londons.

In the 1970s, McAlpine stepped into the limelight as a fearless and funny feminist poet. In the 1990s she wrote more poems, novels and plays. From 2005–2015 she ran a business in digital content. Recent works include a book of poems called How To Be Old, a play at Circa in 2023 (The Secret Lives of Extremely Old People), and her ongoing indie podcast, Learning How To Be Old.

Musical satirist Andrew London began writing, performing and recording his unique and quirky songs about 25 years ago; firstly with Wellington swing trio Hot Club Sandwich, then with his own Andrew London Trio. He describes his style as a cross between Willie Nelson and Gilbert & Sullivan. Reviewers have made comparisons to John Clarke, Flanders and Swann, Tom Lehrer, even Noel Coward, and after a recent appearance live on NZ’s National Radio, one commentator remarked ‘’I’ve never seen anyone sing so many words, so fast, without swallowing his own tongue. You guys are Flight of The Conchords for Rest Homes’.

From the terrors of aging to the triumph of finding the car keys, Still Not Dead tackles the realities of later life. Expect warmth, wit, and a possible tantrum, delivered by seasoned performers. Only $20.00

Call the theatre to book on 06-323-5051 or email: [email protected]