He's here to kick ass and take kidneys. And he's all out of ass. And kidneys.

Callum's exhausted every possible avenue, from family, to friends, to strangers, to dead strangers. He's explored the possibility of inter-species transplantation and technological imitations.

From the Tim Burton of Taranaki, The Most Haunted Comedian in New Zealand brings you a stand-up comedy show for anyone who's ever thought about donating a kidney, anyone who hasn't thought about donating a kidney, and anyone who might know a guy who knows a guy who does a sneaky cashie.

Best Comedian, Comedy Hub Awards, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025
Best Out-of-Towner, Wellington Comedy Awards, 2024, 2025
Best Newcomer, DIY Awards, 2021
Best Newcomer, Comedy Hub Awards, 2021

Nominated Best Male Comedian, Comedy Guild Awards, 2025
Nominated Breakthrough Act, Comedy Guild Awards, 2023
Nominated Best Newcomer, Comedy Guild Awards, 2022
Runner-up, National Raw Comedy Quest, 2022

"He should be in front of 1000 people" - Theatre review
“We laughed all the way through”
“My only complaints were that it was a little short – more please!
“If I had a spare kidney I’d give it to Callum, just so he can write more material like this.”
"If he has a chance to go off the rails, he will. He's an insane person" - Stuff

Make a night of it and grab a Nightly Pass to see Callum Wagstaff: I Still Want Your Kidney, Shady Please Stand Up and Ginge & Minge: House of Ick